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"Stay off the drugs, kids. Drink booze like I." "More proof that there's nothing that a liberal dose of pharmaceuticals won't fix." "Everybody knows that vegetables are poison, and the only food real men eat is bull testicles and moonshine." "There is an old saying where I come from: Water clear, zombie near. Water red, zombie dead." "Remember kids: Aliens and sodas don't mix." "You know what they say: A rolling zombie gathers no moss." "Everybody knows that real planets are flat." "I hear that inflating your tires properly will halt global warming." "Keeping corpses spiked on the ceiling is a great use of space for this cluttered old castle." "Experimentation is health."