Man Darts II

"Good lawd! Look at that fountain. It looks like somethin' getting it up back there. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a trick ass fifty-year-old dude into trannies. HELL to the NAH, bitches! It's MAN DARTS II!"

- The Black Baron

Man Darts II is a Bloodbath Challenge in the DeathWatch games held at Jefferson Island. It is the only Bloodbath Challenge in Casino Land, located in The Strip, and is the eleventh and thus final Bloodbath Challenge in MadWorld.

The Challenge
The rules of this Bloodbath Challenge are identical to the rules in Man Darts. The objective is to swing a metal baseball bat at enemies to launch them at a giant dartboard.

Unlike the first man darts though, the enemies come in waves, which each wave consisting of four enemies of the same type. The waves are in the following order: Gang Members, Sum Yung, Ninjas, Zombies, Soldiers, and Grays. The final wave with the Grays is infinite and as soon as Jack kills one of them, a new one teleports in so that there are always four enemies for Jack to hit.

Scoring points
Just like in the first Man Darts, points are scored as in real darts, including doubles, triples, and the bullseye. After the game, Jack will receive 500 points for every point he scored in darts.

Multiplayer rules
In multiplayer, the scoring system is almost identical to the one in singleplayer: each enemy that hits the dartboard is worth points depending on where he hit it. The points are not awarded to the one who launched the enemy at the dartboard, but to the one who was supposed to do so, determined by the mask the enemy was wearing (Big Bull Mask for Jack, Madam Yang for Kojack). Also, each wave will feature two enemies wearing a Big Bull Mask and two wearing a Madam Yang. The Grays don't respawn, and after all four were killed, the cycle begins anew with the Gang Members.

Martial Artists Appear

 * Howard: "It's some Sum Yung!"
 * Kreese: "Poser."
 * Howard: "What do you mean? He's a master Kung Fu Artist!"
 * Kreese: "Hell I'm a master-bater artist and you don't see me bragging!"
 * Howard: "Uh. Yes you do, all the time!"
 * Kreese: "Yeah I guess you're right, I am good."


 * Kreese: "That looks like Sum Yung!"
 * Howard: "Didn't he die?!"
 * Kreese: "Yeah I thought so too!"
 * Howard: "Maybe he's a ghost!"
 * Kreese: "I'm scared..."
 * Howard: "Hold me..."
 * Kreese: "Only if you hold me..."
 * Howard: *Whimpers*

Ninjas Appear

 * Kreese: "Now we got ninjas in the Man Darts! Man! *Exasperated Sigh* I don't know, I never understood Ninjas.
 * Howard: "What's there not to understand?"
 * Kreese: "Well maybe with the whole stealthy assassination thing! What's the point of a quiet kill? The bloodier and louder the better!"
 * Howard: "Here Here!"


 * Howard: "I thought Ninjas were all about stealth!"
 * Kreese: "Yeah, you know what, these guys are obviously out in the open."
 * Howard: "Maybe they're not really Ninjas!"
 * Kreese: "They could be drunk guys in pajamas. Lord knows I'd look like that when I had a good heed-on"

Zombies Appear

 * Kreese: "I think this is the first time they've ever had zombies participate in Man Darts."
 * Howard: "Technically you're right, but a lot of these guys participated in Man Darts when they were alive!"
 * Kreese: "Oh shit, you're right. Like that guy, I think that's Tommy "Iron Nuts" Callahan! I haven't seen him since I killed him in Man Darts!"
 * Howard: "Small world!"


 * Howard: "Looks like they opened Man Darts up to Zombies!"
 * Kreese: "I hate the undead!"
 * Howard: "Creeps you out?"
 * Kreese: "Naw. I just think killing something that's already dead sorta takes the fun out of killing!"
 * Howard: "You're just an old-fashioned guy."


 * Howard: "Let's welcome the zombies to Man Darts!"
 * Kreese: "Fuck Zombies! Those things bite and it HURTS!
 * Howard: "Uh, you were bit by a Zombie? Doesn't it mean you're gonna become a Zombie?"
 * Kreese: "I donno I'm not a doctor! *Sniffs* Hey wait a minute, does anyone smell brains? Delicious, brains?"

Soldiers Appear

 * Kreese: "Reporting for duty sir!"
 * Howard: "Why, are you doing that?"
 * Kreese: "Well I never got to serve in the army and I guess I'm a little sentimental?"
 * Howard: "Why would YOU wanna serve in the military?"
 * Kreese: "Because I woulda loved to beat the shit outta superior officer and then get thrown out!"
 * Howard: "You can still beat up an officer!"
 * Kreese: "Well believe me I have, it's just not the same."


 * Howard: "This soldier hasn't seen Man Dart action!"
 * Kreese: *Mocking tone* "Does that mean Don't Ask, Don't Tell is working?"

Trivia

 * The Grays will actually physically attack Jack in this Bloodbath Challenge.
 * Although a spikeless baseball bat is used by Jack, Mathilda uses a Spike Bat during the instruction sequence.