Money Shot

Money Shot
Location	Asian Town - Great Wall Street
Unlocked at	1,300,000 points
Duration	2 minutes (singleplayer) 5 minutes (multiplayer)

"Here's the pride o' Asian Town, the MONEY SHOT! How you gonna lay the money down today, playa?"

—The Black Baron

The Money Shot is a Bloodbath Challenge in the DeathWatch games held on Jefferson Island. It is the only Bloodbath Challenge in the Great Wall Street of Asian Town and the fifth Bloodbath challenge overall.

The Challenge

This Bloodbath Challenges features three large cut-outs of bikini clad women. Each woman has three spiked targets spread over her breasts and crotch. The objective of this challenge is to spike enemies on as many targets as possible, preferably all. Each target can hold exactly one enemy.

To launch enemies onto these targets, Jack can use bottles of Peking Pop and jam them down into the enemies' throats. Then he can throw them to send them flying in the direction of the targets. The more the bottle was shaken before jamming it into the enemy, the higher that one will be sent flying.

Once all nine targets were hit, they will reset and can be hit anew.

Scoring points

Each enemy that is spiked on one of the targets is worth points. The amount of points depends solely on the targets that were hit. There are no kill combos, as the enemies are launched one at a time. There also is no bonus awarded for hitting all three targets on a single woman, although you will get an onscreen message that you "satisfied" the respective woman. The points earned for each target are somewhat arbitrary and are depicted below.

Natalie	Angelina	Jessica

These points double if it is the second time the target is hit.

Multiplayer rules

In multiplayer, each enemy that is spiked on a target is worth one point, making it advisable to target Jessica first, as she is the easiest of the three to hit. The points are not awarded to the one who launched the enemy at the target, but to the one who was supposed to do so, determined by the mask the enemy was wearing (Big Bull Mask for Jack, Madam Yang for Kojack). Once all nine targets were hit, the Bloodbath Challenge ends, regardless of the time remaining.

Announcer Commentary

• Howard: "Well, at least he gets a refreshing beverage on his way to massive injury!"

• Howard: "Ahhhhh, tossing guys with mouthfuls of mad juice and hot chicks! Reminds me of my college years!"

• Kreese: "So, what's in those bottles, anyway"
• Howard: "Mad juice!"
• Kreese: "Aaand do I wanna know what mad juice is?"
• Howard: "Probably not..."

When a breast target is struck

• Kreese: "Bullseye!"
• Howard: "I call that a boobseye!"
• Kreese: "Of course you do!"

• Howard: "Right on the left target! Only the right one is left!
• Kreese: "And the one below!"
• Howard: "Ah yes, the one below..."

• Howard: “He nails the titty target!”
• Kreese: “You’re lovin’ this, aren’t you?”
• Howard: “Hells yes! Titty target, titty target, jajajajajaaaa~”

• Howard: "Is the left one a little bigger than the right one? I knew this chick, once, who-"
• Kreese: "STOP! Just stop!"

• Howard: "Is the left one a little bigger than the right one? I knew this chick, once, who-"
• Kreese: “Who had three nipples?”
• Howard: “…Yes.”

When the lower target is struck

• Howard: "Bullseye!"
• Kreese: "I call that a girlseye!"
• Howard: "That ain't no eye!"
• Kreese: "Well, that ain't no girl." laughs hornily

• Howard: “Oh yeah! Right in the sweet spot!”
• Kreese: “Dude, it’s just a target shaped like a chick!”
• Howard: “Sweet, sweet target~”